FMyLife QDB
Blessings of Bastard upon ye.
[Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML]
Rota: Anybody else a little turned on here?
LewisUK: lmfao
Prestigex: These kind of things make all hot and bothered.(;
Mnemic: Mmmm... yeah... ;)
pendulum2012: stick a finger up your butt if you're feeling squirrely
Danielt104: WTF?!?
Rota: Anybody else a little turned on here?
LewisUK: lmfao
Prestigex: These kind of things make all hot and bothered.(;
Mnemic: Mmmm... yeah... ;)
pendulum2012: stick a finger up your butt if you're feeling squirrely
Danielt104: WTF?!?
Submitted by: Anonymous
November 30th, 2010
[Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML]
UpsidedownKayak: OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!
UpsidedownKayak: OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!
Submitted by: Anonymous
January 18th, 2011
mfmylifesrsly: My idea of a romantic night out involves someone violently giving me a swirly until I erotically shit my pants. Any takers?
adaniscool: Give up.
fakeaccountX: I will also love to be partakings in the swirlies
yourWIFEandKIDS: *slowly, awkwardly raises hand*
KingDingALing: *Beavis and Butthead laugh* You guys are like...totally turning me on right now.
BloodyHeel: Oh I'm so aroused right now.
adaniscool: Give up.
fakeaccountX: I will also love to be partakings in the swirlies
yourWIFEandKIDS: *slowly, awkwardly raises hand*
KingDingALing: *Beavis and Butthead laugh* You guys are like...totally turning me on right now.
BloodyHeel: Oh I'm so aroused right now.
Submitted by: Anonymous
November 30th, 2010
GameOver008: Bet it was MW2
fmlover1326: No, i bet it was MW3!
TheIsland: What's the difference?
vulpine_vixen: What's the difference?... Well it's certainly not the box-art that's for sure! Hahaha.
fmlover1326: No, i bet it was MW3!
TheIsland: What's the difference?
vulpine_vixen: What's the difference?... Well it's certainly not the box-art that's for sure! Hahaha.
Notes: Hahah-- wait, what?
Submitted by: Anonymous
November 22nd, 2011
Slim_Shadyy: oh that sucks :(
TheRealFamilyGuy: your not the real shady. will the real slim shady please stand up?
iTaylor: "show me your genitals, your genitals. what? show me you genitals"
iTaylor: ...anyone?
mylesfrank: Guns dont kill people, uh uh, I kill people, Chich chich, With guns.
TheRealFamilyGuy: your not the real shady. will the real slim shady please stand up?
iTaylor: "show me your genitals, your genitals. what? show me you genitals"
iTaylor: ...anyone?
mylesfrank: Guns dont kill people, uh uh, I kill people, Chich chich, With guns.
Submitted by: Anonymous
December 5th, 2010
NacRat: conaidering my mother was raped and had her throat slit while she was in college rape is NOT funny at all douche.
LexRB: how'd she get her throat slit?
1personinthiswor: With a teddy bear. Jeez, how do you think?
LexRB: haha your so funny, but I still don't get it :/
LexRB: how'd she get her throat slit?
1personinthiswor: With a teddy bear. Jeez, how do you think?
LexRB: haha your so funny, but I still don't get it :/
Notes: Retards on FML? Say it ain't so.
Submitted by: Anonymous
December 30th, 2010
Meme_N00b: yo dawg, i heard that you like people being able to tell what gender you are so we put a football in your penis so you can be manly while youre a man
stitch_book: touche, Meme_N00b. touche.
stitch_book: touche, Meme_N00b. touche.
Submitted by: Anonymous
February 2nd, 2011