[Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML]
Zebidee: This should have been written as a Haiku.
pendatik: Cat pissed in my sand,
pendatik: my zen garden; now it's wet
pendatik: and my cat is dead.
pendatik: Sorry, I'm tired and that was the best I could do for now.
Zebidee: Meditate on rocks.
Zebidee: Islands in a sea of sand.
Zebidee: Oh wait, that's cat shit.
Notes: Because Whorecrux is a cheap pretender to the throne.