FMyLife QDB
Blessings of Bastard upon ye.
DocBastard: The customer is always right. Unless he's an asshole thief.
pendatik: People steal assholes now? What the fuck is the world coming to, Doc?
perdix: You're telling me! You don't know how much you miss it until someone steals your asshole.
perdix: After a few days, I was more full of shit than I usually am so I had to piss off my boss so he'd "rip me a new one" like he'd always threatened to. Not as much fun as you'd think.
pendatik: I can imagine how bad that'd be. It's painful enough when people rip the piss out of me; ripping a new asshole has to be worse!
DocBastard: "Thieving asshole" probably would have prevented this catastrophe. I apologize to everyone who had to suffer through pendatik's and perdix's self-indulgent claptrap.
pendatik: People steal assholes now? What the fuck is the world coming to, Doc?
perdix: You're telling me! You don't know how much you miss it until someone steals your asshole.
perdix: After a few days, I was more full of shit than I usually am so I had to piss off my boss so he'd "rip me a new one" like he'd always threatened to. Not as much fun as you'd think.
pendatik: I can imagine how bad that'd be. It's painful enough when people rip the piss out of me; ripping a new asshole has to be worse!
DocBastard: "Thieving asshole" probably would have prevented this catastrophe. I apologize to everyone who had to suffer through pendatik's and perdix's self-indulgent claptrap.
Submitted by: Anonymous
December 31st, 2010
